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OLE & LENA JOKE OF THE WEEK

 Ole was being served in a fancy restaurant.  "Vaiter," said Ole, "Why is your finger in my soup?"  "I injured my finger today, and my doctor said to keep it in a warm place," said the waiter.  "Vell, vhy don't you put it vhere the sun don't shine?"  snorted Ole.  "I do," replied the waiter, "when I'm out in the kitchen."

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